Jewish.Ninja.Who.Likes.Chocolate.Cake.

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via i-said-run-you-clever-boy)

juniorbizarre:

bellatrixisastar:

askchangelgrace:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

That look on his face

“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me.

this guy

(via yuureithanatos)

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did Louis die? My condolences.

(Source: zaynmalif, via prezident-c00lidge)

Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via embelish)

Before and after 😁😁

Before and after 😁😁

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via yuureithanatos)

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

(Source: 420dongsquad, via yuureithanatos)