Jewish.Ninja.Who.Likes.Chocolate.Cake.

Broke my neck looking at myself in the mirror

Broke my neck looking at myself in the mirror

lazypacific:

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

(via sunturnt)

Prison workouts at my job, my chest hurts

Prison workouts at my job, my chest hurts

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter  Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

(via justhopingforhappiness)

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(Source: nerdjpg, via asvprock)

I like to think I have some of the best friends you can find

I like to think I have some of the best friends you can find

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

(Source: reptilianbitch, via codename-orangekids)

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

(Source: llbwwb, via keegananarcho18)

lukesextme:

GUY: "Hey cutie let me get them directions into your pants hehe ;)"

ME: 

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(via keegananarcho18)

Who needs a lifeguard when you have batman ?

Who needs a lifeguard when you have batman ?